| # | Title | Name | Town/City | Region | Comment | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mr | Edward Larrikin | N/G | N/G | View | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 2 | Miss | Allanah Davis | N/G | UK | View | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 3 | Mr | Jarvis Cocker | N/G | UK | N/G | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 4 | Miss | Kayleigh Baker | N/G | N/G | N/G | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 5 | N/G | Mr Cheesus | N/G | UK | N/G | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 6 | Mr | Harry Gary Glitter Kitten | N/G | UK | N/G | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 7 | Mr | George Michael | N/G | N/G | N/G | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 8 | President | Bee Obama | N/G | UK | N/G | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 9 | [IT?] | Charlie Bucket | N/G | UK | View | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 10 | Mr | Reza Reza | N/G | N/G | N/G | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 11 | N/G | Jess The Cat | N/G | UK | View | Jan 29, 2009 |
| 12 | N/G | Anonymous | N/G | UK | View | Jan 30, 2009 |
| 13 | Mr | C Smasher | N/G | N/G | View | Jan 30, 2009 |
| 14 | Mrs | C Butcher | N/G | N/G | N/G | Jan 30, 2009 |
| 15 | miss | cherise richardson | hucknall | UK | N/G | Jan 30, 2009 |
| 16 | N/G | renat ah | N/G | N/G | N/G | Jan 30, 2009 |
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