- Target:
- KSE, UK Incorporation. Arsenal Holdings
- Region:
- GLOBAL
We, Arsenal fans, pursuant to solemn resolution and in order to relieve ourselves from emotional distress, psychological trauma and open ridicule from other football teams and fans globally do ordain and establish this petition.
Committed to resting the memory of Alphonso Omondi, having killed himself after Arsenal thrashing of 4-1 to Manchester United in UCL.
Having noticed that Arsenal was founded in 1886, but has numerously failed to win the UEFA champions league trophy, despite being founded in 1955.
Acknowledging, that Arsenal is no longer competitive in EPL, and the 2020/21 season being its worst campaign start in 45 years.
Recognising that Arsenal is pos 15 in the EPL, pos 17 in goals scored, 20th in chances created and 18th on shots on target.
Honouring the 2004 invincibles.
Proud of our heritage and our historical achievements.
We, the undersigned,
1. Call on KSE, UK Incorporation and Arsenal Holdings who own Arsenal to disband and sell team and its Stadium. The proceeds should be used in part to pay Arsenal fans who have endured the pain for more than 10 months.
2. That the American Psychological Association include Arsenal in its list of Mental disorders and supporting the dysfunctional team as a cause of mental disorder.
3. That the proceeds from the sale be used to recruit a hockey coach having deposed the current coach. Arsenal players have forgotten how to play football and we are complacent they will fare well playing hockey.
4. That we GoK include Arsenal fans of more than 10 months in programs that rank equally to pesa kwa wazee and the Kenya disability resource.
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