- Target:
- New School
- Region:
- GLOBAL
On the night of the 31st, a horrible injustice was comitted agaisnt Ulvi's Ulvashi (Moustache). This crime has gone unpunished for too long. I demand justice for me and my moustache. Please help me in my path towards a better and freerer future. A caucasian man cannot bear to live without his moustache, it is like a British man without tea, a Russia without occupied territory, a politican without at least 5 cars.
I, Ulvi protest the removel of my moustache. We request the changing of the school policy when it comes to facial hair.
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The Mario petition to New School was written by Mykhailo Ivanov and is in the category Children's Rights at GoPetition.