- Target:
- General Mills
- Region:
- United States of America
- Website:
- www.facebook.com
A joke to start the day, hopefully with a smile.. I adore smiles, mouth peace speak in general; there is nothing as intrinsically attached to the amount of sensitivity one can express with tender full lips of love and compassion turned on and upwards!
Energy and drive are key components to keep smiling, during these economically and socially challenging times, and natural nutrition plays a fundamental role in sustaining that positive attitude we all crave and desire!
This is for all the lonely people... And I guess I don't fit into the category these 15 months later... NOoooOOoooOoo!!
I would enjoy a more satisfying breakfast experience. Who here is with me? Let's ask General Mills Company to remake the classic formula to include the 'x' alongside the 'o'. I am wasting away with the bleak prospect of eating just a friendly hug everyday. I need more affection with my whole grain goodness.
I think General Mills marketing and development team needs a head's up to get with it, and modernize the classic breakfast cereal, "Cheerios" to include an even amount of "x's" in between those delightful little "o's". I want naughty served with my whole grain goodness. I don't think it's too much to ask, either, considering these current times. Whose with me? So here we go, Proposal Letter:
Dear General Mills,
What with the holiday season soon upon us, Let's spice it up! Please reformulate your traditional Cheerios cereal to include the letter "x" to go along with my morning "o"... Modern day single champions, who want to marry, need all the motivation, drive and well, sexy thoughts, they can get. We are what we eat, after all. Statistics prove that Sex in a monogamous relationship is a proven health benefit to increasing longevity. I suffer without the letter 'x' in my daily diet. Is there anything we can do about this issue?
It occurs to me that Cheerios might do the world a favor and launch a new version of their whole grain goodness to include the 'x' alongside those tiny "o's". It amazes me this has not happened already, what with the climb to national healthcare, current statistics of international cyber dating couples on the rise. Good people need more real, substantial hearty encouragement. Spread the word. We want more love to eat!
P.S.: Where oh where did my little 'x' go? Oh where, oh where can he be?? (o:
P.P.S.: Brain food is awesome. Let's keep the mental in check, at 100%, and power on to the square meal we all deserve!
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