Help Me Get a Nobel Prize for Doing Exactly Nothing

I've been so obsessed with Nobel Prizes and people who got them. When I first introduced to what it is, I get so excited ever since. But one thing I know for sure, I have never done anything out of the box. All 17 years of my life can be considered as a flat, thin line. I might add that maybe I am the only person in this world who has the flattest life. So, I think having the flattest life is not something that everyone can do. It is one of a kind. So please, from the very bottom of my heart, sign this for the sake of my Nobel Prize and my flat life. It kinda rhymes.