Coldplay saved my friend's life. Please help him get on stage or at least backstage.

Hi Coldplay,

My name is Kevin and I like your songs. They are pretty chill. I've got a friend, we shall call him 'D', who owes his life to you guys. I'm sure you've had your middleschool/highschool crushes. Well D had his too and things didn't go to well for him. I remember him crying outside classrooms because of his failed attempt to get a girl to be his girlfriend and even teachers had to console him to stop crying. Well none of those efforts worked. My friends and I to be honest found it extremely hilarious and come on who doesn't like good banter. But as friends we had a responsibility whether we liked it or not - prevent him from committing suicide and help his heart heal.

We kinda talked to him about it, but they never worked and he was always in this sad mood with red swollen eyes, sulking. D and a bunch of us, we play football, and D likes to kill people on the pitch. He slides in real hard coming close to breaking people's legs several times. However, his slide tackles became less destructive, he stopped running and soon he stopped stepping foot on to the pitch because of a girl. Seriously. One girl to destroy it all. We were out of options to help this him. Everyday it got worse. I bet it was all those 'Script' songs that worsened the situation. I have no idea how he started listening to you guys but he told us after the ordeal it was Coldplay and Chris Martin's voice that helped him get back to his sane self. So on behalf of D and my friends I'd like to thank you. D is now very happy and is looking for a new partner.