Allow Exposed Shoulders and Bra Straps

Dress codes have been annoying students for too long. Students attending Sandwich Community High School are subjected to conservative and outdated expectations for clothing by the staff. Let's take a look at some of the incredibly logical and clearly defined guidelines for dress in the student handbook:

-"Students are expected to come to school looking clean and neat and dressed in a manner which is accepted as being in good taste. " Thank you, handbook, for letting us know EXACTLY how to dress to avoid being pulled out of class and humiliated by staff!

-"Students should be attired in clean and seasonably appropriate clothing" Is that a taco stain on your shirt? GTFO. Are you seriously wearing a turtleneck on a hot day? Leave this school immediately, or at least wear something that actually makes sense.

However, Rome wasn't built in a day. We can't expect these old asshats to wrap their minds around the concept of people being in control of their bodies all at once. Therefore, we simply and humbly propose that, at the very least, our skin-and muscle-bound ball-and-socket joints located on either side of our necks be allowed to see the light of day. In other words, let us show our entire shoulders (bra straps included)! If those shoulders are being let out of the dark, they have to bring the chest basket straps with as well!