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      <title>Ryan Carpenter [Signature #371]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ryan Carpenter, Kansas City, Missouri, United States of America]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 5 Apr 2016 09:21:32 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Marv Riemer [Signature #370]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Marv Riemer, Ballwin, MO, United States of America<p>I understan that the buring of Lawrence was in response to the burning of Osceola, MO by Jayhawks.  Why is there never a mention of that?</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 06:45:06 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Rick montgomery [Signature #369]</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:58:00 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Ben Dover [Signature #368]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ben Dover]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:34:02 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Mark Twain [Signature #367]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Mark Twain, Hannibal, MO, United States of America]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:38:27 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Maya Buttreeks [Signature #366]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Maya Buttreeks<p>So I told our players, I tried to let it out the front door&mdash;&quot;MEEEOOOW!&quot;&mdash;the cat&#039;s still goin&#039; crazy in there. And I told our players: you need to be more like a dog! We don&#039;t need a bunch of cats in here&mdash;&quot;meeeooow!&quot;&mdash;lookin&#039; in the mirror. &quot;I look gooooood, I got my extra bands on, I got my other shoes&quot;&mdash;Be a dog! We don&#039;t need no meows, we don&#039;t need no cats. We need more dogs.  That pretty much explains it.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 03:55:10 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. George Washington [Signature #365]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. George Washington, Virginia, United States of America<p>Jayhawk mascot is an insult to the American People and kU sucks.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 01:13:10 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Radio Guy Kevin Putzman [Signature #364]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Radio Guy Kevin Putzman, United States of America<p>I suck, but have seen the errors of my ways.  MU ROCKS!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 01:03:17 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Ms Bill Self [Signature #363]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ms Bill Self]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:53:00 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. Vernon Dozier [Signature #362]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Vernon Dozier<p>If I had a dime for every Jayhawk not guilty of homosexual rape, I&#039;d be flat broke.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:25:50 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>burninhell kuRapists [Signature #361]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[burninhell kuRapists, eatashit, KS, United States of America]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:07:57 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Anonymous [Signature #360]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:49:28 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>MONDO !!!!! [Signature #359]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[MONDO !!!!!, Texas<p>MONDO!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:37:00 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. DoNotScheduleMissouri PetitionButthurtBeakerman [Signature #358]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. DoNotScheduleMissouri PetitionButthurtBeakerman, MyMothersBasement, Kansas, United States of America<p>I will never, never, never, never, never, look, think about, speak of, mention, the University of Missouri again.  They left us, LEFT US!  And now we are in a cruel, uncertain world where we know the Big12 conference will tumble if the Longhorn Network doesn&#039;t pan out or Texas decides we are no longer a worthy cupcake.  Dang you Missouri, DANG YOU!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:18:55 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Thug Robinson [Signature #357]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Thug Robinson, StandingOverOpponents, AndGloating, United States of America<p>Look up my shorts bitch!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:08:59 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Kindergartner Emma [Signature #356]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Kindergartner Emma, Olathe, Kansas, United States of America<p>Go Wildcats!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:06:34 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Alotta Man Love [Signature #355]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Alotta Man Love, In, Lowrents<p>thats right! man love alllll night long in lowrents!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:21:26 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Lil John [Signature #354]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lil John<p>Yeaaayaaahhhh</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:37:46 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Peter Griffin [Signature #353]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Peter Griffin]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:03:57 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>joe wilkinson [Signature #352]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[joe wilkinson, kansas city, mo]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:00:18 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Ned Beatty [Signature #351]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Ned Beatty<p>gayhawkers think i have a purty mouth. this of course is something that they are well versed in</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 05:24:10 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Anonymous [Signature #350]</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 02:02:55 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>The Former Ms Whitney Houston [Signature #349]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Former Ms Whitney Houston, In Hell, Down Under<p>Kids, don&#039;t do drugs or you will end up like me. Spending eternity next to Don Fambrough listening to him go on and on about some fricken blue and red chicken.  Maybe if I sing &quot;I will always love you&quot; a million times he&#039;ll go sit by that son of b*tch Phog Allen.  What the hell is a name like Phog?  Did someone just put a P in front of hog?  Annnd IIIIIIIII wiillllll alwayyyys loovve uuuuuuuuuoouuoouu.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:02:52 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr T. Tiger [Signature #348]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr T. Tiger<p>How about another game of basketball?</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:41:22 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Molly Loeffler [Signature #347]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Molly Loeffler]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:02:57 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Dr. Butt Hurt [Signature #346]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr. Butt Hurt, Crapville, Ks]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:43:43 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Holland Baker [Signature #345]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Holland Baker]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:39:23 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Molly Jo Gillard [Signature #344]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Molly Jo Gillard]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:34:58 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. Michael White [Signature #343]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Michael White, Norridge, Illinois, United States of America]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:25:46 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Justin Masse [Signature #342]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Justin Masse, Columbia, Missouri, United States of America]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:23:39 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Steven Twidwell [Signature #341]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Steven Twidwell, Columbi, Missouri, United States of America]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:23:22 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Anonymous [Signature #340]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:20:03 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Herr Urine Bomber [Signature #339]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Herr Urine Bomber<p>We should replace the dirty bird with the true symbol of beaker dominance - the urine bomb!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:07:03 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>mr Neal Wilkinson [Signature #338]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[mr Neal Wilkinson, United States of America]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:53:39 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Todd Reesing's gerbil [Signature #337]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Todd Reesing&#039;s gerbil, Todd&#039;s, rectum<p>Eliminate that nasty jhawk-make ME the new mascot!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:51:18 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>mr MArk Mauer [Signature #336]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[mr MArk Mauer, KC, MO<p>KU SUCKS!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:33:18 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. Arro Gentass [Signature #335]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Arro Gentass, Kansas, ?<p>Are you kidding me!!!  The might Jayhawk is a national treasure, only second to the turkey vulture in these here parts.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:09:48 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr basketballsbiggest WhinersKU [Signature #334]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr basketballsbiggest WhinersKU, Lowrent, Kansas, United States of America<p>We whine, we cry we do anything we can to help our boys get the best calls from the refs.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:35:37 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Doctor Doggystyle [Signature #333]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Doctor Doggystyle, Analplug, Kansas<p>ku fans are gay.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:31:01 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Dean Bryant [Signature #332]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Dean Bryant]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:23:19 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>seymour butts [Signature #331]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[seymour butts, Clodumbia, Misery<p>Let&#039;s get rid of the Tiger!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:11:54 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Colton Sawyer [Signature #330]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Colton Sawyer]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:06:31 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Roy Williams [Signature #329]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Roy Williams, Chapel Hill, North Carolina, United States of America<p>It&#039;s a gotta go, yeahhhh boy!  And nope, I wasn&#039;t stayin.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:05:57 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Conner Teahan [Signature #328]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Conner Teahan, lowrents, kansass<p>Never been a fan of the chickenhawk. I do however like manlove with my well-hung dark skinned teammates</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:19:39 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. Larry Flynt [Signature #327]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Larry Flynt<p>I will continue to get most of my manlove material from Lawrence regardless....</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:12:24 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Raymond Fellatio [Signature #326]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Raymond Fellatio, Slobberknob, kansass<p>Remove the jayhawk, or I&#039;ll make you gayU lovers slobber all over my glistening shaft!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:07:44 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Nautius Maximus [Signature #325]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Nautius Maximus, Rome, Italy<p>I would like to invite all gayhawk lovers to bend over and take one for the team</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:00:45 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>kUt Ard [Signature #324]</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:41:39 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. WhinyBitch TigerFan [Signature #323]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. WhinyBitch TigerFan]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:34:14 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. Figi Tiger Faggot [Signature #322]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Figi Tiger Faggot<p>I&#039;m an idiot mizzou fan and support this fully.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mr Biggus Dickus [Signature #321]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Biggus Dickus, Rome, Italy<p>These jayhawk bastards must be stwiken and thown to the floor along with those other jewish wapscallions</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mr. Louie Perkins [Signature #320]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Louie Perkins]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:08:22 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Gale Sayers [Signature #319]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Gale Sayers<p>I never liked it there.  Don Fambrough tried to touch me in my private parts.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:04:02 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. Jeremiah Creswell [Signature #318]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Jeremiah Creswell<p>jr giddens is a thug</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 03:54:45 UTC</pubDate>
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