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      <title>Ms. Tessa Perkins [Signature #201]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12356627?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Ms. Tessa Perkins, Surrey, BC, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 05:10:43 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Dr. Victor Frankenstein [Signature #200]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12341123?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Monsterville, Transylvania, Romania]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 9 Mar 2012 03:07:49 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Pol Pot [Signature #199]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12324468?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Pol Pot, Everywhere, Cambodia/Laos, French Southern Territories<p>You guys have no lives, no clue and no common ense. I would like to be more eloquent at proving my point but arguing with an idiot invariably drags you down to their level and I actually have a real job to contribute the rest of my time to rather than waste time writing here let alone making a useless petition that will go nowhere and SHOULDN&#039;T. The people have spoken, get over it.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 6 Mar 2012 07:36:27 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Sturm Ruger [Signature #198]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12321884?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Sturm Ruger, Newport, NH, Libya]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 09:59:04 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>MR Eddie Murphy [Signature #197]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[MR Eddie Murphy, C-19 street, read comment &gt;&gt;&gt;, Vatican City<p>I GOT THROWN THREW A FUCKING WINDOW .. WHATS THE CHARGE FOR GETTING PUSHED OUT A CAR?   J-WALKING!!</p>

<p>LIBERAL LOGIC ^^^^^</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 09:32:48 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>MR pablo escobar [Signature #196]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[MR pablo escobar, C-19 street, 6 feet under, Vatican City<p>I came back from the dead.. to sign this.. so when my zombie attack comes you are all defenceless.. . HAHAHAHAHAHHAH ..</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 09:30:31 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Dr Bat Man [Signature #195]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12321758?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Dr Bat Man, Gothem city, dc, Africa<p>I AM BATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 09:27:50 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Ids da by John Dillinger [Signature #194]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ids da by John Dillinger, C-19 street, turkey, D.R. of the Congo<p>C-19 FTW!!!!!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 09:14:03 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Mabulsa Ritchie [Signature #193]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12321589?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Mr Mabulsa Ritchie, Yerevan, LOL, Armenia]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 08:52:51 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Dr. Jean Poutine [Signature #192]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12320404?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Dr. Jean Poutine, Montreal, Quebec, Canada<p>I&#039;m sorry, but this petition is closed, please refer to www.ndp.ca for the correct information.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 05:03:16 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Elmer Fudd [Signature #191]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12320369?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Elmer Fudd, New York, New York, United States of America<p>Kiww da Wabbit! Kiww da Wabbit!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 04:58:05 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>dr. Buzz Killington [Signature #190]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[dr. Buzz Killington, kelowna, USSR, Canada<p>Face it, The LGR is dead, people who want to keep it should take the time to educate themselves! Back ground checks, and a safety cource is STILL NEEDED You CANNOT buy a firearm without a licence, handguns are STLL RESTRICTED. machine guns are STILL PROHIBITED.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 03:05:39 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Dr Achmed the ANGRY Terrorist [Signature #189]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr Achmed the ANGRY Terrorist, Kabul, Afghanistan, Afghanistan<p>ALALALALALALALALA</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2012 02:58:30 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Herr Heinrich Himmler [Signature #188]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Herr Heinrich Himmler, Berlin, Germany, Argentina<p>This is the best way to needlessly waste money, subjigate and incriminate ordinary law abiding citizens and effectually disarm and enslave the general populous at will. I heartily approve as does others in history such as Josef Stalin, Chairman Mao, Pol Pot, My friend Adolf Hitler and numerous other murderous socialistic, fascist and communust dictators/murderers. Anyone who thinks it is useful other than these means which HAVE been implemented time and again in recent history is a imbecile! ;)</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 10:18:54 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Useless Tit [Signature #187]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Useless Tit, Center Of The Universe, The Asshole Province, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2012 12:00:13 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Gestopo Inglorious Bastard [Signature #186]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12264620?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Gestopo Inglorious Bastard, 6inchesfromanus, chancroid, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:58:28 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Officer Phil McCrackin [Signature #185]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Officer Phil McCrackin, InButtFuckNoWhere, Alberta, Canada<p>I Use The LGR Everyday Makes A Great Shopping List</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:50:55 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Private Gomer Pile [Signature #184]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12264592?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Private Gomer Pile, Brocket99, Alberta, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:44:40 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Dr Para Ordnance [Signature #183]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr Para Ordnance, Concealed, Carry, Afghanistan<p>I have seen 1911 patients over my 45 years</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 12:42:43 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Alan Rock [Signature #182]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Alan Rock, Rottawa, ON, Canada<p>Hey, just thought I&#039;d drop by and give your poll a boost with a famous Liberal name.</p>

<p>Awesome job representing. Use the other envelopes BTW.</p>

<p>Hugs and snogs</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 05:32:04 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>I Mike Hawk [Signature #181]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I Mike Hawk, can you sniff it?, disgrace, Canada<p>I was banging Loonie Liz from that Advocrank Project</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 05:03:24 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Amanda Huggenkiss [Signature #180]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12250441?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Mr Amanda Huggenkiss, Dildo, Nfld, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 03:26:34 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Tommy Gunn [Signature #179]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12250389?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Mr Tommy Gunn, MontreaL, Quebec, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 03:19:04 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>DR IAM EVIL [Signature #178]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12249825?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[DR IAM EVIL, SharkyLaserville, Nova Scotia, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:54:25 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. Cock N Click [Signature #177]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Cock N Click, Sten with spare barrel, and bolt, British Virgin Islands<p>WECSOG - &quot;SEMPER DREMELATUS&quot;</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:27:52 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Emperor Hirohito Shōwa [Signature #176]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12246685?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Emperor Hirohito Shōwa, With Jack U Layton, testing slave girls, Philippines<p>Stopping the LGR is worse than the rape of Nanking. Not that there&#039;s anything wrong with that lol!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:22:05 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr David Suziki [Signature #175]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12246663?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Mr David Suziki, Internment Camp, Hiroshima, Japan<p>Stopping the LGR is worse than the rape of Nanking. Not that there&#039;s anything wrong with that lol!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:17:20 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Ms Elizabeth May [Signature #174]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12246634?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Ms Elizabeth May, Ice floe, getting eaten, by a polar bear, Fiji<p>&ldquo;It&#039;s the nightmare scenario that environmental activists around the world have been hoping would be avoided.&rdquo;</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:08:25 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Please Get A Life [Signature #173]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12246515?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Please Get A Life, AreUKiddingMeLand, ZZ, Laos<p>This poll is bullshit.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:37:58 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>STEAMING TURD IN [Signature #172]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12246325?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[STEAMING TURD IN, YOUR, MOUTH, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:36:21 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>MY GIANT COCK [Signature #171]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[MY GIANT COCK, UP YOUR, ASS, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:33:34 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Gettin A Blow Job [Signature #170]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Gettin A Blow Job, From, Wendy, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:29:42 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Finger Bangin Wendy [Signature #169]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12246299?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Finger Bangin Wendy, Cuckier, QC, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:28:14 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Pete Schwetty My [Signature #168]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12246295?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Pete Schwetty My, Schwetty, Balls, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:27:16 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>The Jocker [Signature #167]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Jocker, Nut House, gy, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:22:50 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm Batman Sucka [Signature #166]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I'm Batman Sucka, Bat Cave, DX, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:20:29 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael Jackson [Signature #165]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson, Neverland, MZ, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:14:46 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Dr Barry McCockiner [Signature #164]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr Barry McCockiner, Hairy Bush, Quebec, Canada]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:56:46 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. A Nul Leakage [Signature #163]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. A Nul Leakage, AreUKiddingMeLand, Qc, Canada<p>Stop the madness!!! A brain is a terrible thing to waste.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:58:10 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Mike Oxbent [Signature #162]</title>
      <link>https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/12245891?utm_medium=rss</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Mr Mike Oxbent, 4th dimension, Crusty Crab, New Zealand<p>This is fun!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:40:44 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>mmmmmax Max Headroom [Signature #161]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[mmmmmax Max Headroom, nothere, cococoke, Uzbekistan<p>Please kkkkkkeep the reggggggistry. I nneneneneed mamamax heheheheadroom.<br />
how&#039;s that petition workin out for ya.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:22:00 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>RUFKN Crazy Orwhat [Signature #160]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[RUFKN Crazy Orwhat, stopdadrugs, Mars, Akrotiri and Dhekelia<p>Seriously--&gt;   hahahahahahahahaha! you are an idiot</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 08:51:48 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>death benito mussolini [Signature #159]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[death benito mussolini, faketown, nowhere, Italy]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 06:27:14 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>batman im not scared of you [Signature #158]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[batman im not scared of you, holywood, what, United States of America]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 06:20:24 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Etc Hoser Eh? [Signature #157]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Etc Hoser Eh?, Hoserville, Provincials, Akrotiri and Dhekelia]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 06:19:17 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Dr Josef Mengele [Signature #156]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr Josef Mengele, Las Malvinas, Argentina, Argentina<p>After we take their guns, we can experiment on them ja?</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 06:07:07 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>The Noid [Signature #155]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Noid, dominoes, dominoes, Zimbabwe<p>avoid the noid!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 05:45:46 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Dangerous Delusional Tyrant [Signature #154]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dangerous Delusional Tyrant, Despotville, The World Over, Syria<p>If the people have firearms, they cannot be so easily subjugated and violated. You must keep the gun registry, and long live tyranny and oppression!</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Darth Sidious [Signature #153]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Darth Sidious, Death, Star, Ascension Island]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 05:36:06 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Anonymous [Signature #152]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Anonymous, Youlickme, Ont, Canada<p>Lefties never learn.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 05:34:35 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Chairman Mao Zedong [Signature #151]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Chairman Mao Zedong, Beijing, Beijing, China]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 05:32:09 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>King Creeper Tactical870 [Signature #150]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[King Creeper Tactical870, In The Bushes, Being A Fucking Creep, Australia<p>I&#039;m a slimy jerkoff who is creepy as hell and not funny at all with all my douchy comments!  I am why more girls don&#039;t join or stick around.  I jerk off daily to that horrific looking car wreck annoying bitch Jesse Jane.  Can I see pics of your wife?</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 05:31:55 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Richard Cheese [Signature #149]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fat Elvis Presley, Memphis, Ten, United States of America<p>Don&#039;t you step on ma blue suede shoes! Wa-huh!</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Jedi Knight Wes Ticle [Signature #147]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jedi Knight Wes Ticle, Scaping, Man, Canada<p>I&#039;ve boot fucked so many Quebec liberals my foot has it&#039;s own STD.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mr Sergei Tokarev [Signature #146]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Sergei Tokarev, FullmetalJacket, Durka Durkastan, Tajikistan<p>Long live glorious Union of Soviet Socialist Republics!</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Queen Elizabeth II [Signature #145]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Queen Elizabeth II, London, Greater London, United Kingdom<p>I hearby Us the Power vested in me by section 55 of the Constitution Act, 1867 to stop the passage of this bill.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mr ComeAnd TakeThem [Signature #144]</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 03:02:53 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. Rosie O'Donnell [Signature #143]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Rosie O&#039;Donnell, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Maryland, United States of America<p>I don&#039;t care if you want to hunt, I don&#039;t care if you think it&#039;s your right. I say &#039;Sorry.&#039; it&#039;s 1999. We have had enough as a nation. You are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Scrotie McBoogerballs, South Park, Colorado, United States of America<p>The bastards! They killed Kenny!</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Jack Hoff, Chickenchoke, Jerkaslavia, Turkmenistan<p>Derka Derka! Mohammed Jihad!</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Captain Hiawatha Smith, Over, Blarney, Canada<p>I loved Pocahontas</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Schmidt Rubin, Geneva, Chocolate Accuracy, Switzerland<p>One shot, one kill !</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Agent Smith &quot;I hate this place&quot;, Matrix, Matrix, United States of America<p>It&#039;s the Smell!!  If there is such a thing.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr Douchey McBaggerson, tehran, iran, Iran<p>Petition is about as accurate and useful as the long gun registry.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Colonel Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar Gaddafi, Hell, UnderGround, Libya<p>Disarm everyone so we can rule the world!!!</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Cornelias Von Ass Kisser, Torofarts, Ontariarts, China]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr. Willy Stroker, Wank, Sk, Canada<p>99.9%  gun grabbers give the rest a bad name so, help us put the laughter back into manslaughter by keeping Canada disarmed and helpless!</p>]]></description>
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