http://gopetition.com/signatures/cast-chris-selby-in-true-detective-season-3.html Online petition signatures en-us Sat, 4 Apr 2026 01:36 UTC GoPetition RSS Feed Generator Copyright 2026 GoPetition https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22067955?utm_medium=rss Sat, 3 Mar 2018 01:03:31 UTC 22067955 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22067816?utm_medium=rss Sat, 3 Mar 2018 09:35:47 UTC 22067816 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22064501?utm_medium=rss Wed, 28 Feb 2018 07:22:57 UTC 22064501 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22052406?utm_medium=rss Wed, 21 Feb 2018 05:21:12 UTC 22052406 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22052285?utm_medium=rss Wed, 21 Feb 2018 04:30:26 UTC 22052285 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22052234?utm_medium=rss this guy IS hometown Fayetteville. he's hilarious, too. they'd be losing a prime opportunity to represent this city by not casting him.

]]> Wed, 21 Feb 2018 04:03:15 UTC 22052234 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22050794?utm_medium=rss Tue, 20 Feb 2018 04:37:27 UTC 22050794 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22050466?utm_medium=rss Tue, 20 Feb 2018 12:35:22 UTC 22050466 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22048100?utm_medium=rss Sat, 17 Feb 2018 07:48:17 UTC 22048100 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22047474?utm_medium=rss Fri, 16 Feb 2018 05:12:05 UTC 22047474 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22043109?utm_medium=rss Absolutely give Clunk some type of role. Number 2 was a bust, don't let 3 tank as well.

]]> Wed, 14 Feb 2018 01:56:56 UTC 22043109 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22039109?utm_medium=rss Sat, 10 Feb 2018 10:40:35 UTC 22039109 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22035864?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 11:29:32 UTC 22035864 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22035358?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 07:39:15 UTC 22035358 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22035272?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 06:49:21 UTC 22035272 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22035153?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 05:25:06 UTC 22035153 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22035071?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 04:34:07 UTC 22035071 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22035049?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 04:16:10 UTC 22035049 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22035014?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 03:52:50 UTC 22035014 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22034969?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 03:23:26 UTC 22034969 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22034967?utm_medium=rss Clunk would make this shit 1000x better. Already good I’m sure.

]]> Thu, 8 Feb 2018 03:19:46 UTC 22034967 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22034914?utm_medium=rss Chris is the best, and would do the best. If you need someone who could upstage Mahershala Ali (but would refrain) then Chris is your man. If you want to capture the heart, soul, lifesblood, essence, love, inner life, true reality, or what it feels like to be a local, then Chris must appear on-screen in a small speaking role.

]]> Thu, 8 Feb 2018 02:36:09 UTC 22034914 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22034629?utm_medium=rss He is quite possibly the funniest person in Fayetteville.

]]> Thu, 8 Feb 2018 09:22:15 UTC 22034629 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22034513?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 07:44:39 UTC 22034513 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22034475?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 06:37:40 UTC 22034475 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22034422?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 05:17:40 UTC 22034422 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22034350?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 04:17:14 UTC 22034350 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22034300?utm_medium=rss Thu, 8 Feb 2018 03:46:09 UTC 22034300 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22028118?utm_medium=rss Mon, 5 Feb 2018 01:10:29 UTC 22028118 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22027961?utm_medium=rss Great guy!

]]> Sun, 4 Feb 2018 09:13:15 UTC 22027961 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22027941?utm_medium=rss This is a do-or-die for HBO. They'd better not fuck this up.

]]> Sun, 4 Feb 2018 08:47:28 UTC 22027941 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22026270?utm_medium=rss Sat, 3 Feb 2018 01:13:34 UTC 22026270 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22026198?utm_medium=rss Valiant cursader, quirk or victim. He's qualified!

]]> Sat, 3 Feb 2018 12:10:57 UTC 22026198 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025873?utm_medium=rss Fri, 2 Feb 2018 06:58:16 UTC 22025873 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025647?utm_medium=rss Fri, 2 Feb 2018 04:28:11 UTC 22025647 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025620?utm_medium=rss Fri, 2 Feb 2018 04:10:32 UTC 22025620 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025546?utm_medium=rss Fri, 2 Feb 2018 03:27:35 UTC 22025546 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025500?utm_medium=rss Fucking oath mate.

]]> Fri, 2 Feb 2018 02:45:45 UTC 22025500 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025495?utm_medium=rss I think Clunk should be cast! I envision a watch party for his episode(s) in which the f-townies get drunk and wait for his first scene. When it happens the crowd erupts into jubilation!

]]> Fri, 2 Feb 2018 02:41:54 UTC 22025495 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025485?utm_medium=rss Nic,
This is a great idea, Clunk will take "true Detective" to another level of Knarkansas. This is a gift, use it wisely.

]]> Fri, 2 Feb 2018 02:36:56 UTC 22025485 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025454?utm_medium=rss Cheers to Chew!!!!

]]> Fri, 2 Feb 2018 02:18:58 UTC 22025454 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025422?utm_medium=rss Fri, 2 Feb 2018 01:55:19 UTC 22025422 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025386?utm_medium=rss Clunk is a Fayetteville legend. Season 3 won't be complete without him.

]]> Fri, 2 Feb 2018 01:26:06 UTC 22025386 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025359?utm_medium=rss Fri, 2 Feb 2018 01:03:27 UTC 22025359 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025230?utm_medium=rss Go get 'em, buddy!

]]> Fri, 2 Feb 2018 10:34:52 UTC 22025230 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025179?utm_medium=rss Fri, 2 Feb 2018 09:26:05 UTC 22025179 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025029?utm_medium=rss The show will truly suck without him.

]]> Fri, 2 Feb 2018 04:59:54 UTC 22025029 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22025026?utm_medium=rss C’mon man

]]> Fri, 2 Feb 2018 04:56:52 UTC 22025026 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22024994?utm_medium=rss Fri, 2 Feb 2018 04:29:41 UTC 22024994 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22024681?utm_medium=rss Clunk IS Fayetteville!

]]> Fri, 2 Feb 2018 12:55:45 UTC 22024681 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22024547?utm_medium=rss Clunk for True Detective. Clunk for president.

]]> Thu, 1 Feb 2018 11:20:03 UTC 22024547 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/22024518?utm_medium=rss Thu, 1 Feb 2018 11:03:43 UTC 22024518 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21995013?utm_medium=rss Clunk is a must if you want season 3 to succeed. He would be the perfect quirky neighbor. Possibly a murder victim.

]]> Wed, 17 Jan 2018 01:35:09 UTC 21995013 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21994953?utm_medium=rss Wed, 17 Jan 2018 01:11:25 UTC 21994953 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21994947?utm_medium=rss Wed, 17 Jan 2018 01:10:34 UTC 21994947 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21957523?utm_medium=rss Tue, 26 Dec 2017 06:09:58 UTC 21957523 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21900747?utm_medium=rss Wed, 22 Nov 2017 01:01:06 UTC 21900747 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21681785?utm_medium=rss Tue, 26 Sep 2017 02:39:05 UTC 21681785 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21649422?utm_medium=rss Chris Selby has been an iconic part of northwest Arkansas ever since I can remember. Even befor I ever moved to Fayetteville I remember coming here to watch my favorite bands at his venue and ordering records and CD's from his record store. I'm reminded of his contributions to this the community every time I see him cruising on his scooter delivering food to the locals here. I feel like True Detective would be greatly enhanced by including this guy, who is such an integral part of what it means to live in Northwest Arkansas!

]]> Tue, 12 Sep 2017 08:53:54 UTC 21649422 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21649089?utm_medium=rss Tue, 12 Sep 2017 03:38:50 UTC 21649089 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21648335?utm_medium=rss I believe that Chris 'Clunk' Selby needs to be part of Season 3 True Detective in NW Arkansas. He's a big part of the community and it would feel incomplete without him being a part of the show in our area.

]]> Mon, 11 Sep 2017 09:53:36 UTC 21648335 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21643520?utm_medium=rss #clunkforfakemayor

]]> Fri, 8 Sep 2017 08:05:02 UTC 21643520 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21643515?utm_medium=rss Fri, 8 Sep 2017 07:57:17 UTC 21643515 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21638851?utm_medium=rss You know he's going to be better than Vince Vaughn.

]]> Thu, 7 Sep 2017 02:34:04 UTC 21638851 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21638824?utm_medium=rss Clunk, aka "Chris Selby", is a Northwest Arkansas institution. His non-inclusion would clearly signal Season 3 as a total sham.

]]> Thu, 7 Sep 2017 02:29:57 UTC 21638824 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21637789?utm_medium=rss Clunk is a cultural icon in northwest Arkansas and any depiction of the area would be incomplete without him.

]]> Thu, 7 Sep 2017 07:49:09 UTC 21637789 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21637477?utm_medium=rss Thu, 7 Sep 2017 03:48:28 UTC 21637477 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21637367?utm_medium=rss Thu, 7 Sep 2017 01:56:39 UTC 21637367 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21637355?utm_medium=rss Thu, 7 Sep 2017 01:49:08 UTC 21637355 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21637352?utm_medium=rss It's the least Nick can do.

]]> Thu, 7 Sep 2017 01:46:36 UTC 21637352 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21637341?utm_medium=rss Thu, 7 Sep 2017 01:39:32 UTC 21637341 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21637024?utm_medium=rss I want clunk to be in this movie film and he lives in a dumpster already so he should play the main corpse and make at least 4 million dollars.

]]> Wed, 6 Sep 2017 09:31:47 UTC 21637024 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21637019?utm_medium=rss I think Chris could act his F-wording heart out better than that washed up butthole matthew mcconnahue

]]> Wed, 6 Sep 2017 09:28:55 UTC 21637019 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21637009?utm_medium=rss I would want for chris to be in this movie thank you. please send me nudes of your smooth testicles. Egg smooth

]]> Wed, 6 Sep 2017 09:26:51 UTC 21637009 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21637002?utm_medium=rss I am the owner of the very famous company starbucks. I know chunk personally and I think he should be in this very good family movie. He should play eeyore or maybe the handsome rebel.

]]> Wed, 6 Sep 2017 09:24:59 UTC 21637002 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21636994?utm_medium=rss i am the creator of this show and I endorse this man. He is the spiciest little meatball I ever did see and he was ltrlly made for tv

]]> Wed, 6 Sep 2017 09:22:54 UTC 21636994 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21636392?utm_medium=rss Wed, 6 Sep 2017 01:44:06 UTC 21636392 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21635844?utm_medium=rss Wed, 6 Sep 2017 07:06:34 UTC 21635844 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21635605?utm_medium=rss Wed, 6 Sep 2017 03:49:26 UTC 21635605 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21634819?utm_medium=rss Clunk has got to be on this show!!!

]]> Tue, 5 Sep 2017 09:26:53 UTC 21634819 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21633638?utm_medium=rss This obviously needs to happen.

]]> Tue, 5 Sep 2017 01:18:02 UTC 21633638 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21631474?utm_medium=rss Tue, 5 Sep 2017 02:12:33 UTC 21631474 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21631448?utm_medium=rss Tue, 5 Sep 2017 01:49:45 UTC 21631448 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21631407?utm_medium=rss YES! DO IT!

]]> Tue, 5 Sep 2017 01:15:17 UTC 21631407 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21631330?utm_medium=rss Tue, 5 Sep 2017 12:07:18 UTC 21631330 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21630983?utm_medium=rss Mon, 4 Sep 2017 08:56:24 UTC 21630983 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21630962?utm_medium=rss Mon, 4 Sep 2017 08:45:09 UTC 21630962 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21630915?utm_medium=rss Mon, 4 Sep 2017 08:17:06 UTC 21630915 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21630880?utm_medium=rss This is true.

]]> Mon, 4 Sep 2017 08:00:04 UTC 21630880 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21630661?utm_medium=rss Mon, 4 Sep 2017 05:53:32 UTC 21630661 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21630500?utm_medium=rss Mon, 4 Sep 2017 04:37:39 UTC 21630500 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21630256?utm_medium=rss Mon, 4 Sep 2017 03:11:33 UTC 21630256 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21629504?utm_medium=rss Mon, 4 Sep 2017 11:20:08 UTC 21629504 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21629097?utm_medium=rss To omit Clunk from a Northwest Arkansan portrait would be like leaving the Rocky Mountains out of Colorado, the sun out of a drawing of the solar system, or the glass out of an aquarium.... a fairly big mistake that alters the finished product dramatically.

]]> Mon, 4 Sep 2017 07:54:52 UTC 21629097 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21628918?utm_medium=rss Clunk is the obvious addition to any film or television program. God Bless Clunk's America.

]]> Mon, 4 Sep 2017 03:46:16 UTC 21628918 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21628741?utm_medium=rss Cast this guy!

]]> Mon, 4 Sep 2017 12:54:46 UTC 21628741 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21628651?utm_medium=rss Clunk is awesome!

]]> Sun, 3 Sep 2017 11:23:06 UTC 21628651 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21628637?utm_medium=rss Sun, 3 Sep 2017 11:12:00 UTC 21628637 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21628615?utm_medium=rss I am from the Ozarks and now in California. Let the country heal with the calming visage of Chris Selby.

]]> Sun, 3 Sep 2017 10:55:21 UTC 21628615 https://gopetition.com/signature/locate/21628588?utm_medium=rss Sun, 3 Sep 2017 10:24:20 UTC 21628588