- Target:
- Pretty Boys
- Region:
- GLOBAL
- Website:
- lifepointe.typepad.com
By means of an example, Justin Timberlake (known to some as "Aunty Karen") has amassed a personal fortune, both from his time with N-Sync and personal projects since in the $100's of millions.
He is responsible for covertly entering over 14million homes worldwide by means of soft, high pitched warbling reproduced onto CD media. He is also culpable for infiltrating such private sanctuaries as workplaces, private vehicles and cafes/restaurants.
Boys tend to go through a rite-of-passage in their teens described as ‘puberty’ where invariably their voices deepen, thus distinguishing them forever as males. Pink tee-shirt wearing, hair-styling, deodorant wearing, football watching and other such ‘anti masculine’ behaviour is not compatible for the enhancement and continued success of our species.
Sign this petition to say NO to faggy, feminine behaviour in boys! Your signature today would ensure the continuation of a successful and advanced species of primate that emerged some 2.6ma (millions of years ago).
I, on signing this petition, do solemnly commit myself to, on any such occasion that the opportunity should arise, kick any of the following square in the balls:
-Men wearing pink T-shirts
-Men attending Hair/manicure salons
-Men discussing clothing
-Men drinking Wine
-Men viewing themselves in the mirror other than to examine a rugby injury
-Men spending money on hygiene products than their female companions
Insodoing, I hereby declare my displeasure to this behaviour will ensure that this does not continue.
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The Feminine behaviour in hetrosexual males petition to Pretty Boys was written by Mr Pearce and is in the category Gender Rights and Issues at GoPetition.